I’m gonna move to a new home that is twice a big as the house I own now and it even has a balcony. When I’m moved in i’m gonna install myself on the balcony and make it into a ganjafarm and be happy the rest of the time.
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.